You might be a teacher if…….
…..you always, to your family’s embarrassment, turn eating a pizza into a math lesson on fractions.
…..you ask your friends twice if they need to go to the bathroom before they get into your car.
…..you have rescued old egg cartons from your neighbor’s recycling box.
…..you repeat instructions three times and then ask, “Does everyone understand?”
…..meeting a child’s parents instantly solves a mystery for you.
…..stacking piles of papers on the floor seems like a logical filing system to you.
…..you correct the grammar and spelling on restaurant menus.
…..you consider a 2.2% pay raise above average.
…..you have spent a vacation from work taking nine hours of graduate course work.
…..you tote more keys than a horse has teeth, and you know how many teeth a horse has.
…..your best friend’s vanity plate says “METEACH.”
…..you find yourself kneeling down to tie your spouse’s shoe.
…..you have explained to a child that being a rock in the school play is an important role.
…..untied tennis shoes are a fashion statement where you work.
…..when someone mentions “M&M,” you do think of a food group.
…..you consider a roll of toilet paper on your desk a necessity.
…..you have considered encouraging a parent to consider home schooling.